The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation

The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from relegation.

See Rules Below:

1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home games and 15 during away games.

2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.

5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution.

6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.

8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty

9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.
It’s just a joke oo.

                                                                                                                 By Nero

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