The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation

The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from relegation.

See Rules Below:

1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home games and 15 during away games.

2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.

5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution.

6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.

8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty

9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.
It’s just a joke oo.

                                                                                                                 By Nero

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Law student claims other females are hating on her because of her good looks

A law student says she is being picked on for looking stylish and  beautiful.She says women need to stop being critical of each other’s appearance – after claiming classmates started judging her for making too much effort.
First year Paula Ursu, 18, has only been at university for a few weeks, but says she is getting strange comments and looks based on her appearance .

She says she has been asked why she makes so much of an effort and that she gets looked down upon for wearing make-up, heels and doing her hair. Speaking to student newspaper The Tab, Paula said:

“People would say to me ‘oh you look dressed up for university’ and I would get strange looks from girls who then wouldn’t talk to me.In the beginning, I tried to explain myself, but now I just think it’s none of anyone’s business how I choose to look.”

Paula considers herself to be a feminist, and dresses well because it helps her stay focused. She said: “It doesn’t even take me that long to get ready, maybe 20 or 30 minutes

I wake up, shower, have breakfast and then try to pick out a new outfit every day, do my hair and make-up and that’s it. It’s just a ritual. “If I like the way I look I’m more confident and I work better. I do it for myself, not anyone else.” There’s already a lot of people who don’t treat women as equal and it’s sad when other women try to bring each other down.We should be empowering each other, and the way I dress makes me feel empowered.”

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The Game steps out as Jidenna for Halloween

The Game stepped out for Halloween as Nigerian /American singer, Jidenna.He nailed it!

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[Photos] Check Out the Impressive Venue for Iyanya’s Lavish All White Birthday Party Today

Kukere master Iyanya will be celebrating his 29th birthday tonight at the Tickle Bay event centre, Lekki-Epe expressway. It’s going to be an all white lavish party that equally has an almost all white venue to match.

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[Photos] Friends turned away from Birmingham nightclub for being “too black”

A group of women claim they were turned away from a nightclub because they were ‘too black’.

The 11 friends from Luton, Bedfordshire, travelled more than 100 miles for a birthday night out at Bambu Bar, in Birmingham city centre, last Saturday.But the women claim bouncers would not let ‘groups of black people in’ because ‘there would be too many in the club’.
Bambu Bar said it ‘strenuously denied’ the allegations.

Mother-of-two Jess Gregory, who organised the weekend away, said security staff told her two of her friends ‘could probably’ get into the nightspot because they had lighter skin

Ms Gregory, 26, said:

‘We took taxis to Bambu and queued, but when we got to the door the woman said we were not on the guest list.
‘She looked us up and down and she kept saying “no, no you are not on the list” and then said “I think you need to leave the queue”We had made a booking. The manager came out and he said he could not overrule what the woman had said.’He pointed to two of the lighter skinned girls who were with us and said they could probably get in.’Then another friend spoke to the doorman who said there was no point in standing in the queue because they didn’t let groups of black people in as there would be too many in the club.’Basically the rest of us were told we were too black to come in. It was appalling. It was a bit surreal. So we just walked away. We felt offended and it was embarrassing.’

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Nigeria is broke,we can’t afford to pay all 36 ministers-Buhari

President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday said not all the 36 nominees would be ministers as some of them would only sit in the cabinet in order to meet the constitutional provision of a cabinet having 36…He also revealed there is no money to pay all the ministers because Nigeria is broke,, Buhari made his stance known interview he granted the Nigerian Television Authority andChannels TV shortly before he left India..

Buhari said,

 “There was no reduction (of ministers) to 36. What the constitution says, and we cannot work outside the constitution, is that there must be a cabinet representative from each state.Yes, there used to be 42 ministers, I think we will be lucky if we can have half of that now because we cannot afford it.Others may not be substantive ministers but they will sit in the cabinet because that is what the constitution says and we cannot operate outside the constitution.”

When asked whether he will reduce the number of ministers, Buhari said,

“Of course! Unless you can volunteer to be paying them (ministers).”

On the criteria used in compiling his ministerial nominees, the President explained

“I have just talked about Nigerians, especially the elite, sitting and reflecting on serious national issues.“How many times did I attempt to be the President of Nigeria? How many times did I end up in the Supreme Court? Does is it mean every time, I don’t know people in this country?I know people who we were going together but fell by the wayside because it was too tough. You know I contested in 2003, 2007, 2011. I think Nigerians should stop taking things for granted as far as we are concerned,” he said.

When the President was asked to react to the claim that his administration is slow in the development of infrastructure, Buhari said

 “Where is the money? You must have known that the Federal Government had to help 27 of the 36 states to pay salaries.

“Nigeria cannot pay salaries. The Federal Government itself had to summon the governor of the Central Bank to see how it would pay salaries not to talk of the agreements we signed with foreign countries, counterpart funding and so on.

“This country was materially vandalised and morally so and you are in a position to know even more than myself unless you are testing my knowledge whether I know it or not.”

When asked to be categorical on whether the country is broke, Buhari replied,

“Of course, Nigeria is broke.”

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Peace Hyde said yes to Don Jazzy’s proposal

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Semi-n*de pics of Rihanna from her b**ch video is leaked online

Deleted scenes from Rihanna’s recent “B*tch Better Have My Money” video was leaked online yesterday and the video shows Rihanna topless. See the photos below

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Lady with the biggest hips surface…

Damn she’s hot, though i can’t still believe its real sha. See more pictures below...

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Basketmouth gushes over wife Elsie as they prepare to mark 5th wedding anniversary

Basketmouth and wife, Elsie would be marking their 5th wedding anniversary on November 6th,2015. The ace comedian decided to gush over her in anticipation of their big day. He wrote

2003 was the year I met her. 2010 was the year we got married. 2015 is the year we celebrate our 5th wedding anniversary. @elsieokpocha thank you for letting me come into your life,for giving me a beautiful family,for blessing me with your love,affection and care. Happy wedding anniversary in advance. I love you.”

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Karrueche flashes bare butt as she channels Lil Kim for Halloween

Karrueche decided to Channel Lil Kim for a halloween party.The petite beauty showed off her butt and leg tattoo in one of Lil Kim’s most famous outfits in“Crush On You” music video from 1997.

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How Juliet Ibrahim Looked 9 Years Ago, Minus Hips and Curves

We all know how lovely half Lebanese, half Ghanaian actress Juliet Ibrahim is, and the throwback photos she shared today on her Instagram page just confirms that she has always been beautiful...

We all now how lovely half Lebanese, half Ghainaian actrees Juliet Ibrahim is, and the throwback photos she shared today on her Instagram page just confirms that she has always been beautiful...

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Senate confirms 17 ministerial nominees as Amaechi’s confirmation is being contested

After a long deliberation on Rotimi Amaechi’s nomination,the PDP senators kicked against his confirmation on the grounds that he has a corruption case pending in court.The APC senators kicked against that motion ..
They are still deliberating on it..
Meanwhile ,the Nigerian senate has confirmed the nomination of the following ministerial nominees...

Zainab S. Ahmed
Pastor Usani Uguru
Mansur Mohammed Dan Ali
Mr. Geoffrey Onyeama
Hon. Bawa Bwari
Adewole Folorunso

Ocholi Enojo James
Baba Shehuri Mustapha
Cladius Omoleye Daramola
Heineken Lokpobiri
Khadija Abba Ibrahim
Barrister Adebayo Shittu
Prof. Anwuka Anthony Gozie
Mohammed Musa Bello
Adamu Adamu
Aisha Abubakar

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Floyd Mayweather shows off his new $3.5m Bugatti Veyron

Retired undefeated world boxing Champion,Floyd Mayweather acquired a $3,490 million Bugatti Veyron..It is one of the most expensive cars in the world..We are talking of over 600 million naira. More photos below…

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Rukky Sanda flaunts sizzling bikini bod

The actress showed off her flawless bikini body on her IG page …Her second name should be sexy!..

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[Photos] Amber Rose celebrates 32nd birthday in style

Amber Rose celebrated her 32nd birthday with a birthday event at Avenue Nightclub in New York City. She looked stunning in a clinging, low-cut dress featuring cut outs on the back

and a thigh-high split.

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[Photos] Hian! Cossy Ojiakor poses to.pless in bed

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Meet The 12-Year-Old Who Is Smarter Than Albert Einstein & Stephen Hawking

A 12-year-old girl who had an inkling she might be quite clever has sat a test and proved she was absolutely right.
Lydia Sebastian achieved the top score of 162 on Mensa’s Cattell III B paper, suggesting she has a higher IQ than well-known geniuses Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.
The comparison doesn’t sit well with the British student, who’s currently in Year 8 at Colchester County high school, a selective girl’s grammar school in Essex, England.
“I don’t think I can be compared to such great intellectuals such as Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. They’ve achieved so much. I don’t think it’s right,” Lydia told CNN.
Lydia sat the test in her summer holidays, after raising the idea with her parents and pestering them for the best part of a year.
It turns out the test wasn’t that hard after all.
“I was really nervous before the test and I thought it was going to be really hard. But as I started the test, I thought it was a bit easier than I thought it was going to be,” she said.
Lydia’s not quite sure what she wants to do when she leaves school, although she’s leaning toward something “based around maths, because it’s one of my favorite subjects.”
“All I’m going to do is work as hard as I can, and see where that gets me,” she said.
To put Lydia’s mark in perspective, the top adult score in the Cattell III B test, which primarily tests verbal reasoning, is 161. A top 2% score — which allows entry to Mensa, the club for those with high IQs — would be 148 or over. Lydia scored 162, placing her in the top 1% of the population.

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Pastor Dee Franklin from St. Stephen Baptist Church in Houston posted this photo on her Facebook page of a woman that came to her church dressed like that. Was it okay for the pastor to post this tho?

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Kim Kardashian shares sexy b00bs selfie

Kim K took to IG to share some selfies of her in St. Bart, incuding the one of her b00bs next to two milk bottle emojis.



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Mark Zuckerberg: one billion people use facebook in a single day.

The “milestone” was reached on Monday, when “1 in 7 people on Earth used Facebook to connect with their friends and family”, he said in a post. Facebook has nearly 1.5 billion users who log in at least once a month, but this was the most in a single day.

The company gained its billionth user in October 2012. It was founded in 2004 by Mr Zuckerberg while he was a Harvard student. In his post on Thursday, he predicted that Facebook’s reach would continue to grow.
“This was the first time we reached this milestone, and it’s just the beginning of connecting the whole world,” Mr Zuckerberg wrote. In July, Facebook claimed that over half of the world’s online users visited the site at least once a month.

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Great: Jackie Chan is coming to Nigeria next week!!

jackie chan nigeria september 4
Come Friday the 4th of September 2015, star actor Jackie Chan will arrive Nigeria. The Hong Kong-born actor will be performing one of his finest works , Dragon Blade in cinemas across Nigeria starting from Saturday Septemb

Come Friday the 4th of September 2015, star actor Jackie Chan will arrive Nigeria. The Hong Kong-born actor will be performing one of his finest works , Dragon Blade in cinemas across Nigeria starting from Saturday September 5, 2015.

The movie worth over $65million featured Golden Globe Winner John Cusack and Academy Award Winner Adrien Brody

Side attraction for those who will get to watch the movie is an authentic Dragon Blade poster autographed by Jackie Chan himself alongside other fantastic prizes for those who buy tickets
Watch the movie trailer below

The movie worth over $65million featured Golden Globe Winner John Cusack and Academy Award Winner Adrien Brody
jackie chan dragon blade nigeria
Side attraction for those who will get to watch the movie is an authentic Dragon Blade poster autographed by Jackie Chan himself alongside other fantastic prizes for those who buy tickets
Watch the movie trailer below

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NYSC Member Who Recently Passed Out And Was Missing Has Been Found Dead

Yesterday photos of this young, handsome man was circulated all over social media.

His name was Dr. Nwaruh Henry. He was a medical doctor who had just passed out from the NYSC scheme in Ijebu-Ode Ogun state on July 2nd and was declared missing.
Family revealed the medical doctor, who hails from Imo state, was heading back home to Anambra state on Thursday July 23rd after completing his mandatory 1 year service when he lost contact with his family. He spoke to his sister last as he left Ogun state and his phones had been switched off since then.
Today, we have received the sad news that Dr. Henry is indeed dead. He was involved in a fatal road accident.
May his soul rest in peace. Too sad to say anymore.

 

 

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