The FA Has Released New Rules Just To Save Chelsea From Relegation

The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from relegation.

See Rules Below:

1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home games and 15 during away games.

2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.

5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution.

6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.

8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty

9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.
It’s just a joke oo.

                                                                                                                 By Nero

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Law student claims other females are hating on her because of her good looks

A law student says she is being picked on for looking stylish and  beautiful.She says women need to stop being critical of each other’s appearance – after claiming classmates started judging her for making too much effort.
First year Paula Ursu, 18, has only been at university for a few weeks, but says she is getting strange comments and looks based on her appearance .

She says she has been asked why she makes so much of an effort and that she gets looked down upon for wearing make-up, heels and doing her hair. Speaking to student newspaper The Tab, Paula said:

“People would say to me ‘oh you look dressed up for university’ and I would get strange looks from girls who then wouldn’t talk to me.In the beginning, I tried to explain myself, but now I just think it’s none of anyone’s business how I choose to look.”

Paula considers herself to be a feminist, and dresses well because it helps her stay focused. She said: “It doesn’t even take me that long to get ready, maybe 20 or 30 minutes

I wake up, shower, have breakfast and then try to pick out a new outfit every day, do my hair and make-up and that’s it. It’s just a ritual. “If I like the way I look I’m more confident and I work better. I do it for myself, not anyone else.” There’s already a lot of people who don’t treat women as equal and it’s sad when other women try to bring each other down.We should be empowering each other, and the way I dress makes me feel empowered.”

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The Game stepped out for Halloween as Nigerian /American singer, Jidenna.He nailed it!

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[Photos] Check Out the Impressive Venue for Iyanya’s Lavish All White Birthday Party Today

Kukere master Iyanya will be celebrating his 29th birthday tonight at the Tickle Bay event centre, Lekki-Epe expressway. It’s going to be an all white lavish party that equally has an almost all white venue to match.

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[Photos] Friends turned away from Birmingham nightclub for being “too black”

A group of women claim they were turned away from a nightclub because they were ‘too black’.

The 11 friends from Luton, Bedfordshire, travelled more than 100 miles for a birthday night out at Bambu Bar, in Birmingham city centre, last Saturday.But the women claim bouncers would not let ‘groups of black people in’ because ‘there would be too many in the club’.
Bambu Bar said it ‘strenuously denied’ the allegations.

Mother-of-two Jess Gregory, who organised the weekend away, said security staff told her two of her friends ‘could probably’ get into the nightspot because they had lighter skin

Ms Gregory, 26, said:

‘We took taxis to Bambu and queued, but when we got to the door the woman said we were not on the guest list.
‘She looked us up and down and she kept saying “no, no you are not on the list” and then said “I think you need to leave the queue”We had made a booking. The manager came out and he said he could not overrule what the woman had said.’He pointed to two of the lighter skinned girls who were with us and said they could probably get in.’Then another friend spoke to the doorman who said there was no point in standing in the queue because they didn’t let groups of black people in as there would be too many in the club.’Basically the rest of us were told we were too black to come in. It was appalling. It was a bit surreal. So we just walked away. We felt offended and it was embarrassing.’

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Nigeria is broke,we can’t afford to pay all 36 ministers-Buhari

President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday said not all the 36 nominees would be ministers as some of them would only sit in the cabinet in order to meet the constitutional provision of a cabinet having 36…He also revealed there is no money to pay all the ministers because Nigeria is broke,, Buhari made his stance known interview he granted the Nigerian Television Authority andChannels TV shortly before he left India..

Buhari said,

 “There was no reduction (of ministers) to 36. What the constitution says, and we cannot work outside the constitution, is that there must be a cabinet representative from each state.Yes, there used to be 42 ministers, I think we will be lucky if we can have half of that now because we cannot afford it.Others may not be substantive ministers but they will sit in the cabinet because that is what the constitution says and we cannot operate outside the constitution.”

When asked whether he will reduce the number of ministers, Buhari said,

“Of course! Unless you can volunteer to be paying them (ministers).”

On the criteria used in compiling his ministerial nominees, the President explained

“I have just talked about Nigerians, especially the elite, sitting and reflecting on serious national issues.“How many times did I attempt to be the President of Nigeria? How many times did I end up in the Supreme Court? Does is it mean every time, I don’t know people in this country?I know people who we were going together but fell by the wayside because it was too tough. You know I contested in 2003, 2007, 2011. I think Nigerians should stop taking things for granted as far as we are concerned,” he said.

When the President was asked to react to the claim that his administration is slow in the development of infrastructure, Buhari said

 “Where is the money? You must have known that the Federal Government had to help 27 of the 36 states to pay salaries.

“Nigeria cannot pay salaries. The Federal Government itself had to summon the governor of the Central Bank to see how it would pay salaries not to talk of the agreements we signed with foreign countries, counterpart funding and so on.

“This country was materially vandalised and morally so and you are in a position to know even more than myself unless you are testing my knowledge whether I know it or not.”

When asked to be categorical on whether the country is broke, Buhari replied,

“Of course, Nigeria is broke.”

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Peace Hyde said yes to Don Jazzy’s proposal

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